- Date: October 29, 2025
- Time: 02:07 p.m. ET
- clipped by: JUANTHEPIGEON
- streaming platform: KICK
- theme: primary, first-hand experience, chat engagement
TRANSCRIPT:
“… oh, I had my drink [inaudible] says, just don’t drink before eight pee em. Al east, that way, you’re not drinking in the day. BEEP dah-DONG Don’t…wait? Say that again. Sorry. Thank you so much. Wait, what not to do? Says, nevermind. Just don’t drink before eight pee em, at least…. arRRGHhh…. okay, thank you. You’re welcome. WEEEEEeeewwWWOOOOOoooo Weeee Woooo. Alright, um, I have to figure out how the fuck they’re getting in my alcohol. OH, YOU’RE SO CUTE! WeeeeWoooo WeeeWooo Alright, um, but the thing is that I’m a functional alcoholic. You know what a functional alcoholic is? Like, I would get up. Like, if Ihad something to do, I go do it and stuff like that. That’s what the functional alcoholic is and then I’s be like, fuck it!. I need a drink! I don’t know. I’m really functional”
