- Date: October 30, 2025
- Time: 12:21 a.m. ET
- clipped by: JUANTHEPIGEON
- streaming platform: KICK
- theme:
TRANSCRIPT:
“… yee. All the motherfuckers on Eye pea too. This is all we drink in Eye pea too. A toast by jagemeister. Jagermeister for the jager misters. To Zohan Mohogah-mogdami. A toast to all the Zohan- To, to Merk off da perk! We’re gonna be- It’s gonna be a beautiful DreamHack, Merk. AaugHhhh. Listen. Don’t let this Eff Bee Eye, shit, come between us. Don’t ha-ha ha ha hah. Don’t let this Eff Bee Eye, shit, come between us, baby. I love you! I will always love you and love is not a crime! It will never be a crime! The day that love becomes a crime, I don’t want- I want to be incarcerated. I don’t want to be on this Earth. If love is a crime then, fucking, lock me, the fuck, up. I think Merk has a crush on you, man. You get- You know the secret to get into Merk’s pussy is get more viewers. Mmm. If you get more viewers, especially, if you get Casey Eye Pea, forget it. It’s a done deal. FORGETABOUT IT. Whatthey say? Chill there with you… take care of the cats… okay, so no more of this [HOLDS UP GEORGE ORWELL’S ‘1984’ NOVEL] I understand it now. I understand the way the world works in, fucking, twenty twenty-five. If- I DOOO. Merk! I’ve been reading about this, fucking, era.”
