Archiving presence through witnessing

Twelve fifty-nine a.m.

  • Date: November 2, 2025
  • Time: 12:59 a.m. ET
  • clipped by: JUANTHEPIGEON
  • streaming platform: KICK
  • themes: chat engagement, politics

TRANSCRIPT:

“Yeah, I’m a socialist, too. Bro, he’s trying to make the buses free, free childcare- I’m, fucking, an Ivy League motherfucker. I’m a- Why are you bald in the photo? ‘Cuz, listen, this is when I went in! This is what I looked like going in. Where did you go? Columbia! Look at this. I just finished my PhD! Columbia! Yes, I just finished my PhD! In what? Look how, look how young. Yikes. El oh El. I had life in my eyes going in now I can look like a crazy psycho going out. Columbia is, low key, cancelled, but- I, I know! But, I’m just saying so you know. But, you went to Columbia. It doesn’t mean anything, that’s what I told them, I had to go so I learned at the end it meant nothing. Where you from? I’m from Detroit. I’m on the Three-one-three. I’ve always wanted to go to Detroit. You should go! I mean, it’s cheap. Because, there is something really interesting. So, in America versus Europe, we don’t highlight our history and our landmarks. We highlight capitalism. But, there is some- Okay. Nanobot Andy- What a snarky bitch. Okay Who said that, what a snarky bitch? Hey. Hah! Miss Piper! We in this Bitch. Shut the fuck up! [LAUGHTER]”