- Date: October 28, 2025
- Time: 03:03 p.m. ET
- clipped by: JUANTHEPIGEON
- streaming platform: KICK
- theme: offering help, assistance
TRANSCRIPT:
“… do I swipe here? I’ll check you in. Absolutely. Let me know when you’re ready, ma’am. And, ice puh-siii-don is here waiting for me? That’s what they said so I’ll go based on that! He’s waiting [inaudibale] Yes, he is! Let me know when you’re ready. I’m ready. My Eye Dee, here you go. It’s right here. What will you be doing for us? I will be jesting. I’m a jester. Can you take the Eye Dee? No, it’s right here…. This is it! This gets me on. I need, uh, either driving license or State Eye Dee. NO! This is my State Eye Dee. Communist par-tee. NOO? Hahahaha I’m serious! This is not accepting, no more? Come awn! This shits! Come awn! I worked so HARD to be in the pah-dee. PLEASE! I’m a, fucking, jester. [shakes head no] You’re kidding! I can’t get on? This is my State Eye Dee for da, fucking, See See Pea. I can’t get on? Okay, fine. I’ll show you the real side. My Eye Dee. Alright. This one. This one! They call me Mao. Mao Zay-dong? Oh. Mao Zedong. NO? NOT MAO? OH MY GAWD. You’re such a jokester!”
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