Friick

Archiving presence through witnessing

Six thirty-two p.m.

  • Date: October 30, 2025
  • Time: 06:32 p.m. ET
  • clipped by: JUANTHEPIGEON
  • streaming platform: KICK
  • theme: party
scrubs gets burgered at the apple store elevator

TRANSCRIPT:

“… Hah ha ha ha… okay, let the passengers off this spaceship. You’ve arrived. You’ve landed in planet, Apple. You’ve landed in planet, Apple. Welcome! OOoh, how many times? Okay, let’s go up to the- let’s go to the, Sir… let’s go to the earth. Let’s go to, let’s get to PLanet Earth. Alright. You’re about tp take a journey. Thirty thousand metres abouve surface level. We’ll see you on the other side… uh, ha-ha ha-ha ha-hah ha-hah… Ha-ha ha-ha ha- Oh my gawd! Planet Apple! It’s a utopia! They even have trees! Look at this. It’s, uh… What is this pla- it’s a greenhouse! It’s, uh… it’s solarium! My gawd… What a fantastical place!”