- Date: October 27, 2025
- Time: 09:19 a.m. ET
- clipped by: JUANTHEPIGEON
- streaming platform: KICK
- theme: safety first
TRANSCRIPT:
“… ah-keyyy… your name. Please? No? You don’t want to sign? Molly goes, ask women if they want some big lips. Can I get your signature? We’re sorry you’re in a community. I got jagermeister! Jagermeister? Hey! Where’s the jager. Yo, what is this? What da fuck is this? Y’all got not jagermeister in here? Alright, Scrubs, right here. What da hell is dis shits! Congratulations. Oh my gawd. Right here. Scrubs, ee too? OH MT GAWD. Scrubs, ee too? Wait a second… who are you, mother- SIGN THIS, SHIT! I don’t like- I need a signature. I’ll sign the petition. But, I aint wuth the Eye Pea too. Sign with this, shits. Sign with this, shits. You sign with this, shits? Okay, right there, baby. Yes! Da homie! OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! My homie, da motherfucker! Gad dayum! Hey, where did you go after the fashion show? Where did I go? Hey, hah- What da fuck! You don’t need that shit I don’t need it but this is better!”
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