- Date: October 29, 2025
- Time: 11:49 p.m. ET
- clipped by: JUANTHEPIGEON
- streaming platform: KICK
- theme:
TRANSCRIPT:
“… hold on, hold on. Drink out of the old ones so we don’t have to leave. I’ll get it. I got it, I got it. Right here. Drink out of this one so I can, at least. So, that way, if we find a hawt person, we can- Alright, another shot for you. This one is crumpled. This is yours! You want the other one? Yeah, I want mine. There’s another one, right here. OH! Jaune Beezer says, Yeah, this is mine. I don’t know which one is which. You crumpled yours. Yo! Shoutout to the family. Shoutout to all the family. Ivy league member fweeeeeet pheeee pheeee wheee wheee wheee-wheee For you? wheee wheee wheee-wheee Jagermeister. Jagermeister for the Jager misterrrr. OOF. How are you doing? Hey, how aree you doing? Stay safe tonight. Stay fucking warm, tonight. It’s getting, fucking, warm tonight. It’s getting, fucking, COLD TONIGHT! Did you see the Blue Jays game? Brother! No, I didn’t. The fucking, Blue Jays won again! CAN YOU BELIEVE? Brother! Listen. Are you a baseball fan? I’m not. What’s going on? Listen. The Blue Jays won again, tonight. I’m fucking DEPRESSED! Baseball is supposed to be an AMERICAN, motherfucking, pasttime and the Canadians are winning this! Hee hee. This is fucked up, blood!”
